Latest Twitter Kejriwal Jokes

He charged people for food, in his wedding reception.

He pays the producers for the movie torrents he downloads.

He says 'Yes'.. When wife asks 'Am I looking fat??'

when his wife once asked him if he could get moon for her, he called up ISRO to launch Chandrayaan-1

He hates the song 'love the way you lie'

Once he filed a case against a Halwai because there were neither Gulabs nor Jaamuns in GulabJamun.

Latest Kejriwal Jokes

If he were posted in the US, he'd pay his maid above minimum wage and not fake documents.

He reads terms and conditions before clicking on 'I accept'.

He sued movie makers of Rang De Basanti because there was no Basanti in the movie.

He was given LBW out by third umpire.
But he refused to leave pitch unless raw footage is shown to him.

He hasn't installed any anti-virus on his system because he does not want any kind of "security"

Popular Jokes on Arvind Kejriwal

He refused to watch Bodyguard because he does not want security.

he surrenders himself to Police after killing a mosquito.

he is so honest that he doesn't do '' surya namaskar '' in cloudy season

filed bribery case against shopkeeper who mistakenly returned him Rs 10 extra

he switches off the gas after exactly 2 minutes even if the maggi is completely uncooked.

Alok Nath calls him Babuji and puts Arvind Kejriwal's picture outside his shop to keep the thieves out.

Kejriwal Twitter Jokes

He makes even Alok Nath feel ashamed of being a-sangaskari.

He sued his teacher for teaching wrong facts like "Sun rises in the East", because sun does't rise...earth rotates

he wants to make Sunny Leone the spokesperson of AAP because she has nothing to hide!!

when he walks by a restaurant & the smell of food wafts out, he goes in and pays half the price for whatever he smelled

he only wears Peter England : The Honest Shirt

Arvind Kejriwal Twitter Jokes

if u find meaning of Honesty on Google it will say "Did u mean Kejriwal"

In future, when people will talk of honesty, Kejriwal's name will come up before Raja Harishchandra's

he got his wife's cousins arrested for stealing his shoes on his wedding

when he finds a bomb, he returns it to the terrorists

he pays for Hara Dhaniya too while purchasing vegetables.

that when his son asked him "how many stars are there in the sky", he counted the stars and told him the exact number

he actually Rolled On Floor Laughing even in this Winter while typing ROFL.

When he receives an offer of 1 million dollar from a Nigerian businessman he forwards the mail to the Cybercafe owner.